{"product_id":"when-youre-dead-inside-christmas-holiday-can-glass","title":"When You're Dead Inside Glass","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe holidays are magical. The holidays are also a lot. This glass gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor everyone who is absolutely, one hundred percent showing up to every holiday obligation, wearing the sweater, bringing the dish, singing the songs — while their soul quietly hovers somewhere slightly outside their body. This one's for you. You're doing great. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFeaturing a festive little skeleton in a Santa hat who truly captures the vibe, this 16 oz can glass is the most honest holiday accessory you'll find this season. Equal parts cynical and celebratory, which is basically the only way to survive December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e16 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e can-style glass — holds enough to get through at least one family gathering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSkeleton Santa design that says \u003cem\u003e\"I love the holidays\"\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003e\"please don't talk to me\"\u003c\/em\u003e simultaneously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMakes an incredible gift for your most delightfully moody friend, your favorite holiday-reluctant family member, or yourself — especially yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand wash only, please don't soak\u003c\/strong\u003e — treat it as gently as your holiday spirit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the gift for the person who decorates ironically but still decorates, who complains about Christmas music but knows every word, and who shows up every single year because deep down they do actually care — they're just not going to make it easy. You know exactly who this is. So do they. Treat yourself or treat them — either way, this glass understands.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boho Sips","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45279944376551,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0086\/6130\/3375\/products\/5a477bfe41ad015e12a25912d950e38f734dd34302c7d7ffe76be5344c7a6d4b.jpg?v=1667953787","url":"https:\/\/www.crafttheorydiy.com\/products\/when-youre-dead-inside-christmas-holiday-can-glass","provider":"Craft Theory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}